November 02, 2010

Michael White III Wins Conference Sponsorship Election

BY FATHER ZOSIMA

FEDERAL WAY, WA—Running on a platform of “Uh, hi, I’m Michael White III, and I was thinking about going into ministry, you know,” Michael White III won the Puget Sound Conference of Seventh-day Adventist’s sponsorship to the Seminary by unanimous vote Monday.

Dr. Choi Losing Public Relations, Image Battle; Still Polls Poorly

BY SMERDYAKOV

BERRIEN SPRINGS— In his sermon, “For I’m a Man” Dr. Richard Choi self-deprecatingly bemoans his lack of wisdom in comparison with revered Old Testament scholar, Dr. Jacques Doukhan. He also declares that he’s no preacher only to deliver a clear, well-thought and meaningful message. But it’s not his self-perceived “lack of wisdom” or lack of homiletical ability that should concern Dr. Choi. Instead, he’s struggling with the narrative battle.

Silver Spring SDA Korean SDA Church Grows Beautiful, Multi-Colored Garden instead of Homogenous Yellow One

BY STINKING LIZAVETA

SILVER SPRING, MD—It started with a single daisy four years ago, a white flower that bloomed out of nowhere in the middle of a small, homogenous garden of yellow daffodils at the Silver Spring Korean Seventh-day Adventist Church.

Revelation Seminar Brings Only One Convert, but It’s OK since He’s a Billionaire

BY GRUSHENKA

DIABLO VALLEY—A recent Revelation seminar in Diablo Valley SDA Church concluded with the baptism of one individual. The series wasn’t elaborate with the church spending a total of $25,000 on flyers, banners, posters and mailers. Many members were skeptical about the series due to the investment in comparison to the relative size of the church.