BERRIEN SPRINGS—Four years after its establishment, pests continue to plague the tranquil environment of the sprawling Berrien Springs Internet Café. Patrons who frequent this exclusive club constantly find themselves interrupted by soapbox speakers who yammer away at random topics ranging from biblical exegesis to sanctuary doctrines.
July 13, 2010
Woman Sacrifices W, O for Ministry
INLAND AND SOUTHERN U.S.—Five years after his decision to make the final sacrifice to God, and on the eve of his ordination, the Man who once was Woman is pausing to reflect on the decision that allowed him to reach this point in his career.
Recesstime Joins Chapeltime, Enhances and Benefits Seminary Student Life
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—Recesstime, a brand-new program in the Seminary, has officially moved from experimental to permanent stage. The program, which was implemented in the beginning of the semester, is the result of many months of careful brainstorming and planning by the Seminary Deans on how the Seminary could improve student life.
Seminarian Found Dead Near Library, Malnutrition Probable Cause
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—The emaciated corpse of a thirty-four-year-old seminarian was found lying on the steps of the James White library yesterday afternoon. Student exiting the library saw him dragging himself towards the building when he stumbled and fell unconscious.
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