BY ONE FISH
RIVERSIDE, CA—Several weeks after chipping away at the levee containing Lake Conservatism, water broke through yesterday and virtually submerged and isolated La Sierra University, causing incalculable destruction and shutting down the school.
November 16, 2010
Students, Faculty Shocked, Awed, and Scrambling After Holy Spirit Catches Away Dr. Rodney Meyer Right in the Middle of a Semester
BY TWO FISH
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—Students and faculty at the Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary are still reeling in awe and wonder over the sudden disappearance of Dr. Rodney Meyer, a professor from the Department of World Mission, who was abruptly caught away by the Holy Spirit and removed from Andrews University last week.
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—Students and faculty at the Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary are still reeling in awe and wonder over the sudden disappearance of Dr. Rodney Meyer, a professor from the Department of World Mission, who was abruptly caught away by the Holy Spirit and removed from Andrews University last week.
Vigilante Adventist Group Experiencing Great Results After Utilizing Voodoo Priest to Curse their Enemies
BY RED FISH
CHICAGO, IL—A conservative vigilante Adventist group concerned with holding leaders within the Adventist church accountable is reporting great success after utilizing the skill of a voodoo priest to curse their liberal enemies.
CHICAGO, IL—A conservative vigilante Adventist group concerned with holding leaders within the Adventist church accountable is reporting great success after utilizing the skill of a voodoo priest to curse their liberal enemies.
Mass Mailing of Great Controversy Helps Silver Spring Landfill Meet Biodegradable Quota
BY BLUE FISH
SILVER SPRING, MD—The Silver Spring Landfill thanked the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists today for helping them make their required allotment of biodegradable material. The landfill’s biodegradable level had been hovering at a dangerous 35% which was becoming an environmental hazard.
But the director for the Silver Springs landfill was relieved when he heard about the General Conference’s plans to deliver copies of The Great Controversy to 22,000 homes in the 20904 postal code area.
SILVER SPRING, MD—The Silver Spring Landfill thanked the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists today for helping them make their required allotment of biodegradable material. The landfill’s biodegradable level had been hovering at a dangerous 35% which was becoming an environmental hazard.
But the director for the Silver Springs landfill was relieved when he heard about the General Conference’s plans to deliver copies of The Great Controversy to 22,000 homes in the 20904 postal code area.
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