September 06, 2010

Investigation Continues over Death of Holy Spirit at Berrien Springs SDA Church

BY STUART ROBERTS

BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—Police Saturday continued their investigation into the circumstances surrounding the death of the Holy Spirit in the Berrien Springs Seventh-day Adventist Church.

Black Worship Services Still Primary Means of African-American Social Networking

BY ISRAEL THOMAS

BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—With well over 500 million users worldwide, Facebook is now the default service of choice for people who wish to post updates about their lives. But the popular social networking site has yet to make inroads on one demographic. According to a new study released this week, an overwhelming majority of African American Adventists still prefer to use Black Worship Service as their main means of social networking.

Mission Report Society Lobbies God to Preserve Monopoly on Divine Providence

BY ESTEBAN VALDES

SILVER SPRINGS, MD—The Mission Report Society has enjoyed a long and fruitful relationship with God over the past hundred years since the founding of the Adventist Church. Their exclusive contract with God means only the prayers, requests and supplications of MRS clients are answered. Recently, God has been bucking that trend by invoking the little-known Matthew 5.45 clause. In response to this recent development, the MRS sent representatives to the divine court to extend the contract keeping rights to divine providence exclusive to missionaries.

Adventist Worship Service Yet to Come Out as Liturgical

BY JACK WORSLEY

BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI—Despite recent societal trends in the church that make liturgical behaviour more acceptable, and the fact that everyone knows that he is liturgical, Adventist Worship Service has not yet come out.