The Soy Dog From the Future: Headlines, 2010-2040

The world goes round and round...

• Adventist Conservatives Flex Muscle in 2010 General Conference Session
• La Sierra Closes its Biology, Religion Department on Anniversary of President Ted Wilson's Election, Affirms Six Day Literal Creation
• Adventist Church Wins Lawsuit, Gains Control of Adventist Today, Spectrum, and the Association of Adventist Forums
• Adventist Liberals--A Dying Species?
• GYC Leaders Integrated into Top Church Leadership Positions
• Adventist Church Members Strongly Affirm Current Direction of Church
• Corruption! Scandal! Murder! Perils Unchecked Power, Imbalance, and Refusing to Listen to Others! GC President Timothy Wilson-Wright, VP Jonathan Asscherick Resign Amidst Federal Criminal Investigation! GYC Offices Close! Conservative Pastors Fired Amidst Scandals!
• Adventist Church Members Strongly Denounce Current Direction of Church
• GYC Leaders Purged From Top Church Leadership Positions
• Adventist Conservatives--A Dying Species?
• Adventist Today, Spectrum, Association of Adventist Forums Leadership Integrated into Top Church Leadership Positions
• La Sierra Reopens its Biology, Religion Department in Anticipation of Upcoming GC Session
• Adventist Liberals Flex Muscle in 2040 GC Session